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The Dinosaur Showdown

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The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny

(Note: The following is a parody of LemonDemon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." I do not own The Ultimate Showdown or any of the dinosaur names mentioned.)

Giganotosaurus was hopping around
South Patagonia like a big playground
When Spinosaurus charged with his jaws open wide
and took a chunk from Giganoto's hide
Giganoto shot a roar that blew all the mikes
But didn't expect that ol' set of spikes
that belonged to Stegosaurus's mighty tail
When Utahraptor, a blur of feathers and scales,
started mauling the shit out of Stegosaurus
when they both got chomped by the Spinosaurus
But before he could take his kill back to his shade
Dilophosaurus popped out from his glade
And threw his venomous spittle and then just like that,
he nailed Spino's eyes with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of loogies and he ran away
Because Argentinosaurus came to save the day

This is The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny
Pangea, Dinos and Extinction as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny

Giganoto took a bite from the biggest sauropod
like India was torn from Gondwana's sod
Then Stego came back with bites on his side
But Pteranodon swooped and pecked on his hide
And Spino was half-blind, and trying to get steady
When Dilophosaurus came back, his sputum up n' ready
But suddenly something struck him like a giant flail,
Diplodocus took him out with his tail
Then he saw Giganoto sneaking up from behind
And he ran for the hills which he just couldn't find
'Cause Spino got there first and charged with his jaws
And Pteranodon deflected him with his claws
Then he flew to the air and pulled a somersault
While Dilophosaurus tried to cliff-vault
Onto Argentinosaurus, but they landed on the floor
And then both got hit by a meteor!

This is The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny
Pangea, Dinos and Extinction as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is The Dinosaur Showdown . . .

Pterosaurs sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Tyrannosaurus
Who delivered a bite which could crush a bus
Into the neck of Diplodocus
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Spinosaurus ran but all in vain
The Tyrant Lizard seized the poor sod in his claws
And then crushed Spino's head in between his jaws

Then Gorgosaurus and Tarbosaurus and
that Cretaceous oddity, Therizinosaurus
Little Othenilia and Big Maiasaura
Coelophysis, Mononykus and little Shuvuuia,
Pyroraptor, Microraptor, Deinonychus, Bambiraptor
Dromaeo, Sinornitho, and every single other raptor
Triceratops and Styracosaurus,
Liopleurodon and of course Apatosaurus,
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked T-rex in his Cretaceous ass
It was the bloodiest battle the Mesozoic saw
With the herbivores looking on total awe

The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood on dead by the gallon:
Velociraptor with a bloodstained talon

This is The Dinosaur Showdown of Dinosaur Destiny
Pangea, Dinos and Extinction as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is The Dinosaur Showdown . . .
This is The Dinosaur Showdown . . .
This is The Dinosaur Showdown . . .
of Dinosaur Destiny

^_^
EDIT: Changed a few of the dinosaur names. Also, Dromaeo and Sinornitho represent Dromaeosaurus and Sinornithosaurus, respectively ;P

I figured that since everybody else was doing this, I might as well make my own while I'm still working on Iron/Copper episode 5. This songfic, as you can tell, is a parody of LemonDemon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny," but with dinosaurs. It is sung almost beat for beat - I say "almost" because I had to make room for a lot of the dinosaur names :XD:
Try and see how many genera you can recognize, I dare you! ;)

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (c) LemonDemon
No copyright infringement intended :D
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Crash-the-Megaraptor's avatar
Y'know what, I'd love to draw some fanart for this or something. :)